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Friday, 25 December 2009

Xmas Menu

Posted on December 25, 2009 by Unknown


This is a touchy subject, so let's get it out of the way. This is our Christmas Day menu.

BREAKFAST

Main - Sausage, bacon, scrambled egg, black pudding, fried bread,beans and mushrooms.

Veggie - veg sausagesX2, scrambled egg, hash brown, fried bread,beans, mushrooms.

Pork Free- Halal sausage X 2, scrambled egg, hash brown, fried bread, beans, mushrooms.

LUNCH

Main • Sliced Roast Turkey

Pork Free - Halal Chicken Leg

Veggie- Salmon Portion

Vegan - Lentil and Nut Roast

All served with - roast potatoes, kilted sausages, stuffing, honey glazed parsnips, garden peas, carrots, gravy. Christmas pudding and Vanilla sauce.

TEA

Tea pack, choose one of the following:

1.       Cheese baguette

2.  Ham  baguette

3.       Tuna baguette

And one of the following:

1.       Pork pie

2.       Sausage roll

3.    Vegetarian samosa



You will also receive a pack with crisps, instant noodles, soup sachet, chocolate, fruit, biscuits, xmas cake and drink.

NB: As ever this reads an awful lot better than it appears on our plate. The devil is in the detail. The sausage, for instance isn't a nice fat juicy one but something about 2 inches long. The bacon is a strip l\2 inches by 4. The fried bread is half-a slice. The sliced roast turkey comes from a tin. And please don't think that the cooked breakfast is a regular thing; this is the only one of the year!



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